A technical bastard
A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught ajudge just...
Blonde orders a drink.
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the...
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.
Why don’t Blondes…?
Q: Why don’t Blondes use vibrators anymore?A: Because they keep chipping their teeth !!!
Lawyer Statue
One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue...
Grandma’s strudel
An old man is lying on his deathbed with all his children, grandchildren and...
The angry preacher…
The angry preacher…The preacher rose with a red face. “Someone in this congregation has...
Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
Good Choice!
There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all...
Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?