Code word for sex!
A husband and wife decided they needed to use “code” to indicate that they...
Kermit the Frog
|Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with...
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
Paddy long legs!
|What do you call a big irish spider?Paddy long legs!
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No problem
A guy walks into his doctor and says,”Doc, you gotta help me, I can’t...
Three Chinese daughters
A Chinese man had three daughters; he asked his eldest daughter what kind of...
Every damn time
Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on...
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said…
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said, “I want you to help me...
Inlaw/Outlaw Difference
What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted! or You can...