Letter Written Slow
A LETTER FROM A WEST VIRGINIA MOTHER TO HER DAUGHTERDear Louanne Ellie Mae,I’m writing...
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
At the Amusement Park
A young man took a blind date to an amusement park.They went for a...
Mirror, mirror
Mirror, mirror A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs...
My twenty cents
Tom : I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.Jim : That’s mine. I dropped...
The talking banana
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you...
Gulf War Remembered!
Q. What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ? A. Nothing, yet.Q: What...
Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
Husband: I do not know why you wear a bra…
Husband: I don’t know why you wear a bra, you’ve got nothing to put...
Brrr Its Cold
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick...