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Frying Pan
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Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
Why Name Penises
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How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?-His dick tastes like shit.
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Murphy’s nartial laws
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