I was out with one of my best drinking buddies…
I was out with one of my best drinking buddies, George, and he was...
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During my college days there was a competitionfor cross country race that was around...
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A blonde and her husband are laying in bed watching TV, an old western...
Matador Special
A man on a business trip in Mexico decides to take in a bull...
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...