Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
I Love You
English….. Spanish….. Te Amo French…… Je T’aime German…… Ich Liebe Dich Japanese…. Ai Shite...
Do you already have a child?
|During the wedding ceremony, when the minister/preacher/priest comes to the part about, “If anyone...
Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!
Pervert?
A patient goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist gives him a Rorschach Test; he...
An abstract joke
Two bananas are lying on a river bank when a turd comes floating by....
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a…
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a frog stuck to his head.Doctor:...
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample…
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample. So the girl At...
How do you scare a man?
How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
Alter Your Course!
This is an actual radio conversation released by the Chief of NavalOperations, 10-10-95, MSG#H0000115020ecb52EMHS...