Polak Meets Priest
A Polak saw a priest walking down the street. Noticing his collar, he stopped...
Opinions
Everybody knows there are different opinions to everything. Here are some.*A smoking section in...
A few words of wisdom
“I have a great diet. You’re allowed to eat anything you want, but you...
Old Timers Disease
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I...
Little Johnny and Venus Statue
The teacher, brought a Venus statue in class and asks: “What do you like...
Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
I\\\’m A Wheelbarrow
Patient: Doctor, people tell me I’m a wheelbarrow. Psychiatrist: Don’t let people push you...
An old man goes into the Social Security Office…
An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application....
Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...
Did you here what Monica Lewinskys mother…
Did you here what Monica Lewinskys’ mother said when she brought home herdress?What,doesn’t the...