Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
Well Done!
A man’s house is on fire. No help is in sight so he takes...
Computer Ease!
Computer Ease! The following are new Windows messages that are under consideration for the...
GM vs Microsoft
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with...
Man Named Furniture
What piece of furniture was named after the typical man?The La-Z-Boy recliner.
How do old people have oral sex?
How do old people have oral sex? They talk about it.
A Message For The Manager
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub....
The talking Cuckoo clock.
Just after I got married, I decided to have a night with “the boys.”...
Wipe your butt with a dollar.
Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one...
Just in case
“Mr. Chilton,” the analyst said, “I think this will be your last visit.”"Does that...