Giving Cats Pills
|INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1. Pick cat up and cradle it...
Santa and the Blonde!
One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a...
Snow White and her Prince
What did Snow White say when the photographer said her photos weredone?I knew some...
Gas stations..
Why do they always lock the bathroom doors at gas stations?Are they afraid someone...
Why lawyers do not play hide-and-seek?
Why don’t lawyers play hide-and-seek?Nobody will look for them.
Mickey Moose!
|Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?Mickey Moose!
Cannibals and Politicians
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by...
Fun At the Drive-Thru Window!
Attempt to take the order-takers order.(“Hi, may I take your order?”) before they get...
Burglar
A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe...
Pick Heaven or Hell
One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically...