Death becomes nerd
A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for...
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
Play as James Bond
|Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.”I was the James...
10 Rejected Sat. Morning Cartoons
“Billy, the Homicidal Smurf.” “Scooby and Shaggy Go To The Retirement Home.” “Archie, the...
Hiring an accountant
|Kowalski, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good paying...
The Parrot
There’s this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt,...
The fucking lights
Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated....
Who invented sex
A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior...
Worried
“I’m worried,” said the woman to her sex therapist. “I happened to find my...
Calling in Sick….
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