Polak and Robot
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy came in for...
Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine
This is, like, so dumb…Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat’s Urine...
Bill Clinton & the Genie
One day Bill Clinton was walking down the beach when he found a genie...
I’ve never understood why women love cats…
I’ve never understood why women love cats.Cats are independent, they don’t listen,they don’t come...
Suspense!
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...
Yo momma 3 times.
Your momma so fat…she fell in love and broke it.Your momma so fat…shes on...
New anti-aging drug…
Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way.Andy’s wife,...
Get money to heaven
|A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined...
Breaking into a house
|A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...