So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite…
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite,he was really...
Signs and notices 19
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of...
The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...
Machine Breakdown
This machine is subject to breakdown during periods of critical need. A special circuit...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard I
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard INever walk down the hall without a document...
What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.
In A Circle
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?A: A dope ring.
Learn it by listening
|Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to...
TONS of Groaners. . .
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...
A kid’s view on marriage
|What Exactly Is Marriage?”Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don’t...