Sweet Revenge
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the...
To jump or not to jump
A blonde and a brunette were watching the news and they had someone on...
Bill Collector
WARNING! POOR FRED IS DEAD. DO NOT READ THIS UNLESS YOU HAVE COME TOMOURN...
Earmuffs
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.
Advice From Mom
A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriend had proposed...
The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
“This is my tryout for Nascar.” “I’ve got to get back to Amish Country...
It’s not a big deal, but it feels good
A man comes home from work one day and he says to his wife:...
The Crying Horse
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says “if you can...
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
Computer Acronyms
PCMCIA- People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms ISDN- It Still Does Nothing APPLE- Arrogance...