Things to do visiting your Therapist
Some ways to make sure you get an interesting prescription:1. Ask to borrow a...
How do you confuse a blond?
How do you confuse a blond?You don’t, they’re born that way.
Can You See?
Bob: Can you see farther during the day or at night?Joe: During the day...
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
My Car Is Shtolen!
An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key...
What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?
Q: What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?A:...
The resume bloopers
|These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in Fortune...
The Vet/Taxidermist
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
ghost shit
It was late one night and three guys just got done partying. So they...
The daughter of an Indian chief visits his doctor…
The daughter of an Indian chief visits his doctor. She tells the doctor “Big...