Birth of a Candy Bar
Birth of a Candy Bar It was another Payday and I was tired of...
If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer
If you messed up your life, you could press “Ctrl, Alt, Delete” and start...
Alcohol vs Women
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
Purchasing the brain
|A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.The...
WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN – A CONTINUING SERIES
“I’m going fishing.”Really means”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a...
I can hear clearly now…
Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
I live in the flat above Paddy
|A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, “What’s your...
What was the First Commandment?
What was the First Commandment?”Adam, eat my pussy.”
Don’t Do To Wife In Labor
Things Not To Do While You Are With Your Wife In Labor In The...
Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”
Q: Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”A: Because it’s a...