Installing a Carpet
|A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
Found In Superman’s Bathroom
Q: What would you find in Superman’s bathroom?A: Superbowl.
The Irish Virus
An actual mailing:Greetings, You have just received the “IRISH VIRUS”. As we don’t have...
Natalie
The Madam opens the brothel door to see an elderly man standing in the...
A Negro was travelling in china…
A negro was travelling in china. In a remote village, he came upon an...
Martha Stewart’s Tips for Rednecks!
Here’s Martha Stewart’s Etiquette Guide for Rednecks!1. Never take a beer to a job...
The class reunion!
A guy goes to his high school class reunion. Having not seen anyone in...
Famous Uses of the F Word
What the fuck was that?The Mayor of HiroshimaLook at all these fucking IndiansGeneral CusterFull...
How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...
Why did the blonde fail her driver license exam?
Why did the blonde fail her driver’s license exam? She wasn’t used to the...