Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ? – Because it was...
A good student
It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the...
Helping a blond lose weight
|A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.”I want you...
White Hoose
I don’t think this whole White House scandal is good for parents. I caught...
man’s idea of housework?
|What’s a man’s idea of housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
TONS of Groaners. . .
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...
pillsbury dough boy
what do you get when you cross the pillsbury douhg boy with a blonde??a...
Two fools are about to go flying
|Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies...
Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...
Ducks in Heaven
Three women die in a car accident and go to Heaven. Saint Peter meets...