Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....
Signs and notices 15
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in the...
Did you ever have this before?
|Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you’ve got it again!
Energizer Bunny arrested!
Did you hear?The Energizer bunny has been arrested for Battery.
A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...
Advisor on sexual matters
The drinker announced to the bartender, “It seems I’ve been informally named advisor on...
Pessimist and a dog
|An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His...
50/50 relationship
|How do men define a 50/50 relationship?We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they...
Refrigerator Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?A: A refrigerator doesn’t...
Better than playing doctor
Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park.Suzie comes along chomping on...