Lawyers are greedy
|A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along...
Big mix-UP
One day, there was a plane that crashed. On it, was Bill Clinton, and...
Bragging
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas...
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying…
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying to get to Disneyland. They saw...
Shellfish Crab
Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster...
Lawrence Of Poland
Q: Who wears a dirty white robe and rides a pig?A: Lawrence of Poland
A push
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on...
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
Real news headlines 12
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...
PUPPY LOVE
PUPPY LOVE A man and his son were walking through a field, and saw...