dishwasher breaks down
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
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worm’s favorite band
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What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry.
cross a spider and an elephant
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Changing Schools.
A ten year-old Jewish boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors...
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