First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Tombstone Epitaph VII
Tombstone Epitaph Someone determined to be anonymous in Stowe, Vermont:I was somebody.Who, is no...
Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
17. “I finished the Oreo’s.” 16. “Not to imply anything, but I don’t think...
Idiots on a desert island
Ed and Fred were flying along when the two idiots crash-landed on a desert...
A man was driving through West Virginia…
A man was driving through West Virginia looking for a place to move to.He...
A Short Time to Live
A man hasn’t been feling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
What\\\\\\\’s it called when…?
What’s it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?Marriage.
Pecuniary reasons
A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, “Does this...
Blonde and the Postman
It was the mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying...
Pet owners
There’s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy...