Daddy is going to war
|The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli...
Phone keeps ringing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated…
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated. he sent one of...
If She Married Him, She’d Be…
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married...
Giddy-up
A blonde goes horse back riding. It starts out slow, but then it starts...
YOU MEAN ME?
|A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first...
Men and Pigs
What is the difference between men and pigs?Pigs don’t turn into men when they...
It’s a sin
“I’ve had it with my wife.” said the one drinking buddy to the other....
Gay Basher
Q: What’s the difference between a faggot and a queer?A: A faggot won’t go...
Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”