Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies…
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas....
How do men exercise at the beach?
How do men exercise at the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time...
Australia…
Australia.Where men are real menAnd sheep are scared shitlessAnd where the term ‘Going Down...
Tyson and OJ At the Vatican
Mike Tyson and OJ head to the Vatican to meet the pope and get...
Birdie Poem
Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I’m a...
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed…
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes.”Hello, hello,...
You are under arrest!
A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a...
Our bright childhood…
10 year old Timmy comes home from daycare and tells his mom that he...
Genie and the Beer
Two old guys were fishing in a boat on Lake Michigan. A bottle comes...
Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...