What did Arafat say to Clinton?
What did Arafat say to Clinton?”Sheep don’t talk, my friend.”
Do you see the dead bird?
|A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.Suddenly, the...
Stupid Stuff 2
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.”That race was all about...
Be Proud of Me Prayer!
Dear Heavenly Father,I think you’d be proud of me! So far today I’ve done...
What did the maggot say to another?
|What did the maggot say to another?What’s a nice maggot like you doing in...
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
|WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
The new priest gets drunk!
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak....
Don’t Cut
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman and catches a strange venereal...
The girl knelt in the confessional and said…
The girl knelt in the confessional and said,”Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.”"What...
List of Funny Insults!
If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead already?You’d make a lovely...