Tuns of Puns! Part I
Did you hear about the butcher who accidentally backed into the meat grinder? He...
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
Q. Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?A. It took her a...
Thoughts from work
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Are you talking to me?
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The boy on a nude beach.
Two parents take their son on vacation and go to a nude beach. Thefather...
Stinky woman.
Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor.”Do you wash?” the doctor asked...
Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!
Ten Things A Cat Thinks About
I could have sworn I heard the can opener. Is there something I’m not...
Good sales strategy
Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advisednew recruits about their...