Bubba and Monica
Question: Why should Monica Lewinsky never go to medical school?Answer: She sucked as an...
Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...
Engineer Cookie Recipe
Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite4.) 236.6...
Locked Up
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down...
Deodorant
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
yo mamas so stupid…gumball
Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited...
No Brakes
Did you ever hear about Blitzen the Brown nosed reindeer?He is twice as fast...
A painful adjustment
Adjusting to marriage sometimes poses some unexpected problems. But when I came upon a...
Voodoo
Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo...
Weighing In – 2
YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE STEP ON DA SCALE IT SAYS TO BE...