Some professions
Some professionsA psychologist is a man who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl...
Rookie is on the job
|A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with...
A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry.
Darn it!
|What did the spider say when he broke his new web?Darn it!
No Chance
Gravely ill, the Skipper was examined by a doctor while his wife stood by.After...
Tombstone Epitaph IX
Tombstone Epitaph:Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:Born 1903–Died 1942Looked up the elevator...
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
Two Rednecks
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!