A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...
A man walks into a doctor office
A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose,...
Some famous lines in history!
As Jack the Ripper’s mother said to her son, “How come you never go...
What the best way to get a guy to stop smoking after sex?
What the best way to get a guy to stop smoking after sex? Fill...
3 Vampires in Bar
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,”I’d like...
To Have Him Back
“Oh, Laura!” cried her neighbor, “I’m so very sorry to hear about the loss...
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?Your Honor.
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft…
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft. when he spies a field mouse...
Economics ruins life
|Economics is ruining your life when…- I tried to calculate my 3 year old...
Little Johnny and Sex Education
A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to...