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And God Created Woman. And She was Good. She had 2 arms, 2 legs...
Dog with no legs
Q. Where you you fing a dog with no legs?A. Right where you left...
It had taken him several months, but the executive…
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his...
Wedding Definitions
Bachelor: 1) A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable....
What kind of Bees…
What kind of Bees make honey? Honey Bees!What kind of Bees make Milk? BOOBIES!
Bill Clinton\\\’s Song
Bill’s SongThis should be sung to the tune “A Few of My Favorite Things”...
Criminal Hall of Shame
Every day, we are assaulted by stories of stupid people — many of whom...
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
Blonde in front of a firing squad.
Three women were being held in a foreign country. They were slated for the...
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates…
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates. After knocking at the gates,...