An old croak!
|What do you call a 100 year old frog?An old croak!
I’ll have nun of that!
A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she...
Square Boobs
Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?A: Because they forgot to take the tissues...
Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.
A Blonde’s Bad Day
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?A: When...
Our Stupid Apartments On Fire!
Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the...
Coffee Addiction
You know you are addicted to coffee if -You grind your coffee beans in...
After church on Sunday morning, a young boy…
After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, “Mom,...
The carburettor
“The car won’t start,” aid a wife to her husband. “I think there’s water...
He’s going to Heaven
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...