A man answers the phone and has the following…
A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: “Yes, mother, I’ve had...
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
Man and E.T.
What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home.
Had too much Christmas cheer?
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Ice cream flavor galore
|A January 1994 Reuters News Service story on Manuel Oliveira’s ice cream shop in...
Chicken and Horse
A chicken and a horse were playing in a meadow. The horse falls into...
She’s not a babe, she’s…
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:She is not a BABE or...
Measuring on the job
|There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide...
Got A Match
A man walked into a psychiatrist’s office, sat down, took out a pack of...
Riddle: IQ and Football
What has eight arms and an I.Q. of 60?Four guys watching a football game.