Recount Demanded by New York Mets
RECOUNT DEMANDED BY METSNEW YORK (AP) –The New York Mets announced today that they...
A woman strode angrily into the large…
A woman strode angrily into the large drug-store-cum-general-store, slapped a package on the counter,...
A little period
The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and...
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...
Yo mama is so dark
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo...
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class:It is always darkest…Just before you flunk...
Whom To Marry
There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which...
What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?
What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?It means that the...
Where are my pyjamas?
A man calls his wife and says to her, “Honey, I just got the...
Why Dogs Don’t Use Computers
Can’t stick their heads out of Windows ’95. Fetch command not available on all...