Stumpy Legged Pink Dog
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Discovering America
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Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
Bee Sting
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The engineer’s terms
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Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting
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The Speech
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?
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Stupid Insults 28/31
Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation. Still boots to DOS....