Bra Shopping
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy’s, and walked up to...
One Hundred Orgasms
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:Brunette: Last night I had *three*...
A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife…
A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed...
Some Blonde Joke Quickies
**********************************************Q. How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A. She gets...
A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!
Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
Disprove this!
A case for the Third Universal Cardinal Rule of Thumb: Never be absolute, unless...
Small World
Two men are having an awfully slow round ofgolf because the two ladies in...
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...