List of Funny Insults!
If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead already?You’d make a lovely...
You Are A Geek If…
How do you know if you are a geek?Your computer cost $6,000 and your...
Why The Man Crossed The Road
Why did the man cross the road?Because his penis told him to. or Because...
A young couple gets married, and the groom…
A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his brideif he can have...
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck.
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said…
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said, “I want you to help me...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IX
Build Vocabulary. Read up on some computer magazines andpick out all the jargon and...
Real classified ads 03
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
The Panda Bear
A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants...
Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...