What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.
Just a memory!
Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami.They...
15 Ways to be Annoying
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Pete
Pete was sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rang. He opened the...
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?A cherry float!
lots some more blonde q & a’s
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Comparing Men/Women at the ATM…
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You might be a redneck if…sideburns
You grow your sideburns longer and fuller because it looks so good on your...
Bad corporate slogans
These are fabricated corporate slogans that would never have made if far if they...
What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito…
What is the last thing to go through the mindof a mosquito when it...