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Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to...
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A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In thefirst room...
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A couple took their young son to the circus and when the elephants appeared,...
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Green Circles
A woman goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, I’ve got a bit of...
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