Confucius Say
Confucius Say…Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.He who lives in glass house,...
A parent’s night before Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools...
A peasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull…
A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull. “I would love...
Knock Knock Jokes 12
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alec! Alec who? Alec-tricity. Isn’t that a shock! Knock Knock...
Smiling Snowman
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?Because the snowblower was coming...
What does a camera and a condom have in common?
What does a camera and a condom have in common?They both capture that magic...
Promoting an office
|A psychotherapist was having a roaring business since he started from scratch. So much...
Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...
Old Chinese proverb
Old Chinese proverb:Rape impossible!Woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down!
A toad with a machine gun!
|What’s green and tough?A toad with a machine gun!