His And Hers ATMs
His And Hers ATMsHIS: 1. Pull up to ATM 2. Insert card 3. Enter...
Sleep Better
An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she...
Duh!
Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport?A: She’s the one throwing...
The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!
Brain For Sale
A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices....
Stalagmice!
|What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?Stalagmice!
Why Do They Do That?
Why do they manufacture perfumed bathroom tissue when our noses are on our faces?
Dear Abby
Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q:...
A toad with a machine gun!
|What’s green and tough?A toad with a machine gun!
Little Johnny and his balloons
Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are...