Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...
A word play
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette?
What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette? Well about 15 minutes!
Murphy’s Law regarding Children
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the...
Polak Get Whipped
Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Polak,...
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa.
Never argue with a women
A couple go on holiday to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband...
The Sexy Secretary.
A married man decided to work late to be with his sexy secretary, so...
Suffering
A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counselor. The counselor...
Proud To Be A Senior Citizen…
Life of a Senior Citizen…I’m the life of the party…even when it lasts till...