Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!
Knock Knock Wannup
Knock Knock Who’s there? I wannup I wannup who? You do! I didn’t need...
Driving miss blondy
What do you call a blonde behind a stearingwheel? An airbag!
Fruit joke!
What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive...
Wife Is a Car Feature
Over the weekend, Steve bought a new car. He was so excited about it...
The Emergency
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving...
Canadian Baseball
Q: What do you call a Canadian Baseball team?A: Foreigners.
Two Irish friends
|Two Irish friends greeted each other while waiting their turn at the bank window....
Get a Life
Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should...
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole…
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole 300 yardsright down the middle....