Fish jokes 05
|What kind of money do fishermen make?Net profits!What do you get if you cross...
New Coin
A spokesperson for the U.S. Mint announced that a new fifty-cent piece was being...
Terrorist and PMS
What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?You can negotiate with...
Little Johnny at the neighbors…
Little Johnny ‘s next door neighbors had a baby.Unfortunately, the little baby was born...
The requirements of this job
|Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”Applicant: “I’m the one you...
Not that my wife is the jealous type or anything, but one day at work…
Not that my wife’s the jealous type or anything, but one day at work,...
Laying off employees
Mr. Smith owned a small business. He had two employees, Sarah and Jack. They...
It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...
Fathers then & now
|Today is one of the first Father’s Days of our new millennium. Fathers of...
A golf club visits a local bar
|A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a...