You might be a redneck if…sideburns
You grow your sideburns longer and fuller because it looks so good on your...
That is ONE!
A middle aged rancher in pioneer days of old, had growen tired of working...
Two Polish guys went away on their annual hunting expedition…
Two Polish guys went away on their annual hunting expedition, andby accident one was...
The Lettuce Joke
What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal? Lettuce alone!
Useful work phrases
|USEFUL PHRASES AT WORK:I like you. You remind me of when I was young...
You Know You’re Getting Older When
You Know You’re Getting Older When…Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.The gleam...
A spinning wheel!
|What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?A spinning wheel!
Adam & Eve make a choice!
God was talking to Adam and Eve one day just before Creation. He asked,...
Why did the cactus cross the road?
Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by...
Bilingual Dog
A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. “Well,” says...