I\\\’m Invisible
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m invisible. Psychiatrist: What!…who said that?
Stirring Prescription
Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
Long Amusement
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on...
Preparing for Santa…
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret...
How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team?
How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team? Because all of the mexicans...
Canadian driving!
How to identify a Canadian driver:1. – One hand on wheel, one hand on...
It’s been nice gnawing you!
|What did the woodworm say to the chair?It’s been nice gnawing you!
Shellfish Crab
Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster...
A man walks in to a doctors office…
A man walks in to a doctors office and says, “Doctor you must help...
Some last minute requests
|A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor. He...