Blonde Doctor?
Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital! Nurse: What is it?...
Wifespeak
Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt’s your decision: The correct decision should...
Animal stuttering
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that an...
FBI-CIA-LAPD!!!
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they...
Why was the moth so unpopular?
|Why was the moth so unpopular?He kept picking holes in everything!
The blank tape
Hear about the guy who played a blank tape at full blast.The mime next...
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss…
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss.The brain...
Heavy Thinker-like Drinker
The Heavy ThinkerIt started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now...
Why are spiders like tops?
|Why are spiders like tops?They are always spinning!
Too much speeding
|A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down...