Is There a Santa Claus?
Is There a Santa Claus?As a result of an overwhelming lack of requests, and...
Purchasing a turkey
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Little Johnny at School.
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
Top ten ways to annoy your waiter
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Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Scorcher Murphy
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M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
Pantyhose
Q. How many animals can you get into one pair of pantyhose? A. Several....
Mothmatics
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Breast Awareness
Finally, something other than smiley faces….Perfect breasts(o)(o)Fake silicone breasts( + )( + )Perky breasts(*)(*)Big...