How do you confuse a blond?
How do you confuse a blond?You don’t, they’re born that way.
Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve…
Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this...
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
Learning
A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her...
Ebonics Xmas
Wuz de night befo CrismusAn all ober de hoodEverybody wuz sleepin’Day wuz sleepin’ good....
Men Like Paper Cups
Why are men like paper cups?They’re dispensable.
A duck walks into a general store…
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,”Gotany fresh fruit?”"No.”"Got any...
Female Laws To Live By
The female always make the rules. The rules are subject to change at any...
The bar and chain.
A man walks into a bar pulling a heavy chain. The bartender asksthe man...
Doctors meeting
|A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave,...