Bedtime Prayer of the future
Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to...
Charlton are good enough
|The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow...
The Masked-quito!
|What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?The Masked-quito!
When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
My wife converted me to religion…
Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I...
Giving away a horse
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...
Yet another blonde joke…
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up?Shine a torch in her ear!
The only wish
Two guys of limited intelligence were on a ship that sank in themiddle of...
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting…
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting on a beach notice a mermaid sitting on...
How do crazy people get through the forest?
How do crazy people get through the forest?They take the psycho path.