A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues…
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues of his new hearing aid. “It’s...
Red, Yellow, and Green!
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...
Blonde and Pizza
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it...
Jewish fly
A man goes into a bar and sits down to have a drink….he notices...
Complaints of Married People
Why are complaints of married people like the noise of the waves on the...
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends…
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms...
The reason for running
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