Happy To Have Me Home!
“You know,” a guy told his buddies, “I’m a lucky man.I never realized how...
Little Johnny
And then there’s little Johnny who one night woke up to go the bathroom...
Body Language
A young couple left the sex therapist’s office determined to develop more effective body...
Polish Wedding Night
What’s long and hard and a Polish man gives it to his bride on...
Why, why, Tell me WHY!
WHY ? …… 1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? 2. Why...
Fulfilling a promise
A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought hisashes home....
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
Old & New concerns.
Old & New concerns for the baby boomers:Then: Long hair.Now: Longing for hair.Then: KegNow:...
Osama Bin Laden joke
Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw...